Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time click here for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable night.
It's not demanding. We’re just saying you the deal.
Guys: Bro Nail Me Right ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! Those Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's crank Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.